Sophie Dahl is my kitchen enchantress

By Rowan Pelling 826PM GMT twenty-seven March 2010

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If anyone"s got amorous capital, it"s Sophie Dahl, oozing onto the small screens similar to a walking, articulate knickerbocker excellence in her new cookery show The Delicious Miss Dahl. Her breasts, cheekbones and eyes expel so outrageously that one starts to think the CGI dialect has rendered her in 3D.

Yet a little mean-spirited souls hold Dahl"s va va voom opposite her. True, she has no Michelin stars nor, indeed, most demonstrable culinary genius. I disbelief she"d swell over the initial turn of Masterchef. But there are most viewers, myself included, who can hardly ice a cupcake. We gastronomic incompetents feel bludgeoned by the feats of Heston, Gordon, Jamie et al. Even Delia and Nigella dominate with their shameless competence.

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I simply don"t wish to outlay hours perfecting a jus for balsamic-glazed nightingale tongues. My culinary daydreams are singular to prancing around a vast, sun-drenched kitchen, knocking up an omelette and seeking sexy only similar to Sophie. We kitchen ditzes, who know in the hearts of hearts that we will never have the own tapenade, have found the gastro-porn pin-up at last.

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